Post by Ebo on May 25, 2010 18:04:43 GMT -5
I don't make many serious posts, but this is one of them, so bear with me here. I fear that too many people misunderstand or are quick to judge. As some of you may know, I am a Pastafarian and I have strong beliefs about my faith. It makes me sad to know that some people mock my religion, calling it a joke, when its really similar to every other religion; the only big difference is that our god is the true god. The Flying Spaghetti Monster is not some fabricated god designed to mock other gods; his truth and existence have been revealed to man both through science and His Noodly Appendages. Our God doesn't require that we follow stupid laws. Our God does not require us to go to church or to use violence. Our god is not a jealous god, and he doesn't care if you worship false gods, but if you worship him and him alone you, get to go to heaven, which has a beer volcano and stripper factory. The Great Noodly one will not intimidate you with some horrible hell. Pastafarian hell he the same thing as Pastafarian heaven, except your strippers have venereal disease and your beer is stale and gives you the shits. The Flying Spaghetti Monster should be shown the respect He deserves and those who insult him merely need to be shown his Word and have an open mind. So please, give Him a chance and He will change your life. Let his Noodly Appendages touch you, and your life will be forever changed.
All you have to do is believe that He is there, above the heavens, as the one and only creator of all that exists, and that he is holding you down on earth with His Noodly Appendages; if you can truly accept this, then you will be one of His children, and He will protect and watch over you. Once you accept his Noodly Appendage into your heart, you will be born anew.
"Accept His Noodly Magnificence into your heart, into your soul, and ye shall forever be free."
R'Amen.
All you have to do is believe that He is there, above the heavens, as the one and only creator of all that exists, and that he is holding you down on earth with His Noodly Appendages; if you can truly accept this, then you will be one of His children, and He will protect and watch over you. Once you accept his Noodly Appendage into your heart, you will be born anew.
"Accept His Noodly Magnificence into your heart, into your soul, and ye shall forever be free."
R'Amen.