Post by lonewolf on Jun 5, 2006 15:58:11 GMT -5
Chapter 1
The mind of an eighteen year old who had suffered massive emotional pain was split in half two personalities fought for control one kind considerate loving affectionate and caring, the other uncaring unloving blunt rude and just plain mean.
David leader of the good side desperately tried to lead the army of positive emotions against D’s negative army but the more the real David suffered emotionally the stronger D’s side became now they were on the quest to find the key of darkness which would unlock the door of evil. David and his army were desperately trying to stop them. David called a meeting of the P.E. (positive emotions) where they decided on a course of action which would allow them to defeat D’s army. “We simply cannot win “shouted Love .
“the more emotional damage we suffer\the stronger D becomes while we get weaker” said Honesty “oh my god we are all going to die” shouted Fear David spoke up” Fear your not paranoia calm down” Fear replied “ don’t insult me and don’t kill me for standing up to you I’m sorry” he squealed David said “calm down we’re not getting anywhere here”
Common sense fixed his glasses and spoke in a posh voice “although his technique is crude D does have a point the internet has brought us nothing but grief I say we get rid of it a.s.a.p.” “to be honest I agree with common sense I cant go though another heart stopping and soul destroying episode that we went through with Becky and Jade” said Love. Meanwhile over on the other side of the mind D was having a similar meeting with his N.E’s (Negative Emotions) “Settle down you bunch of mindless nobody’s “shouted D “Oi you call me nobody again and I will kick you in the nuts” retorted Anger “Look we winning this war against David and his bunch of spineless emotions our personalities become more dominant by the day soon we will have complete control and will never be used again. Right loneliness you come with me the rest of you keep the P.E’s at bay“.
D and loneliness went down to the station and boarded the train of thought and headed off too the memory bank . They arrive D started to look everywhere for something
D all the while muttering under his breath “come on there must be something here that we can use” he then traveled over to the big computer and started to search through different memory’s he then came to a file which read “Past life memory’s access denied” loneliness gasped “you cant open that its not allowed” D grinned and said “in war anything goes “ and he clicked on the file images started to appear on the screen D and loneliness watched open mouthed when the clips had finished D was first to speak “hey cool we were Adolf Hitler and Judas Escariot and bonnie prince Charlie in a previous life“. Loneliness looked at D hope that has satisfied your curiosity he said D looked at loneliness “I’m a freakin emotion I don’t have any curiosity curiosity is on the other side” “Why did you open the file list then” “cause you told me I couldn’t right ya dobber” “Yea but I was only trying to be helpful” “well don’t doesn’t become you”. Loneliness looked at D and said ”why is it that you want to become the dominant one?” D replied “because all David’s life he’s been led on and hurt really badly abandoned by almost everyone that he has let get close to him Becky, Jade, Haven and I WILL NOT BE ABANDONED AGAIN not for you not for anyone David is just too stupid and naïve to comprehend this”. D continued “just look at the other day Jade sending him that e-mail saying how she wants the old David back you know the person she used to take for granted as she plainly said in her e-mail she needs us and when I get control we sure as hell won’t need her” “so how do you propose to take control” asked loneliness D turned and started to press buttons on the keyboard “behold he cried the key of darkness I will use it to unleash the evil which flood this mind and turn every positive emotion negative and empower me” loneliness looked shocked “a little bit drastic don’t you think considering we don’t even know where the key is” “Drastic yes but worth all the effort cause it will work”
Loneliness sighed “if you say so”. Mean while the other emotions were in the middle of a huge battle anger had a hold of joy “im going to take your head off and wipe that silly smirk of your face ya balloon ye” said anger while trying to strangle joy meanwhile Stupidness stopped and touched his face and blinked a couple of times and shouted STOP NOBODY MOVE” everyone stopped and looked at him I’ve dropped me contacts said Stupidness everyone looked at him for a split second and then continued fighting. Gluttony was fighting humour, Humour held his hand up as if to stop him “before you kill me you may as well have this a I wont need it any more” he said holding out a chocolate bar gluttony grabbed it and scoffed the whole bar in a oner he licked his lips to ensure none had escaped he then raised his sword humour just stood there examining his nails gluttony’s stomach started to squeal and growl and gurgle he held his stomach in agony he looked down at the wrapper in his hand it read super strong laxatives eat one a day to take away that bloated feeling away. Gluttony looked at humour who was waving bye bye you beggar hissed gluttony before shooting off clutching his backside. Empathy was watching horrified at the emotion shed going on below him meanwhile depression was sneaking up on him and whacked him on the head with a branch owww said empathy that was mean depression started to cry its me depression not mean have you forgotten my name already and ran off crying over a cliff and all empathy could hear was oh bugggggggggarrrrrrr.
The battle raged on stupidity and common sense were captured and taken back to the negative fort where sadistic ness tortured them hours the other emotions had returned to camp to lick their wounds and work out the next course of action. Common sense and stupidity were sitting in the jail “come stupidity we need to escape think what did they do in the movie the great escape” stupidity replied “escaped” common sense spotted the bars on the window “look these bars are pretty loose” “yea need to get the decorators in for that “replied stupidity “no you idiot we can remove them and escape to freedom” said common sense as he pulled them out Suddenly the panel in the door opened and sadistic stuck his head through Itsssss torture time he announced oh no shrieked stupidity and in his fear let out a loud long fart common sense started to fan the smell towards sadistic ness who fainted come on he shouted and jumped out of the window they both screamed on the way down Waianae crash bang boom baa said the sheep as they landed on it . Now all we need to do is get past this enormous electric fence and then we are free. Alright then said stupidity as he jumped on to the fence “oh ah eee oh ahh god oh eee oh ahh right I’m over your turn cs “ you are a funny colour amn’t you I think ill use the gate it’s a tad easier
The mind of an eighteen year old who had suffered massive emotional pain was split in half two personalities fought for control one kind considerate loving affectionate and caring, the other uncaring unloving blunt rude and just plain mean.
David leader of the good side desperately tried to lead the army of positive emotions against D’s negative army but the more the real David suffered emotionally the stronger D’s side became now they were on the quest to find the key of darkness which would unlock the door of evil. David and his army were desperately trying to stop them. David called a meeting of the P.E. (positive emotions) where they decided on a course of action which would allow them to defeat D’s army. “We simply cannot win “shouted Love .
“the more emotional damage we suffer\the stronger D becomes while we get weaker” said Honesty “oh my god we are all going to die” shouted Fear David spoke up” Fear your not paranoia calm down” Fear replied “ don’t insult me and don’t kill me for standing up to you I’m sorry” he squealed David said “calm down we’re not getting anywhere here”
Common sense fixed his glasses and spoke in a posh voice “although his technique is crude D does have a point the internet has brought us nothing but grief I say we get rid of it a.s.a.p.” “to be honest I agree with common sense I cant go though another heart stopping and soul destroying episode that we went through with Becky and Jade” said Love. Meanwhile over on the other side of the mind D was having a similar meeting with his N.E’s (Negative Emotions) “Settle down you bunch of mindless nobody’s “shouted D “Oi you call me nobody again and I will kick you in the nuts” retorted Anger “Look we winning this war against David and his bunch of spineless emotions our personalities become more dominant by the day soon we will have complete control and will never be used again. Right loneliness you come with me the rest of you keep the P.E’s at bay“.
D and loneliness went down to the station and boarded the train of thought and headed off too the memory bank . They arrive D started to look everywhere for something
D all the while muttering under his breath “come on there must be something here that we can use” he then traveled over to the big computer and started to search through different memory’s he then came to a file which read “Past life memory’s access denied” loneliness gasped “you cant open that its not allowed” D grinned and said “in war anything goes “ and he clicked on the file images started to appear on the screen D and loneliness watched open mouthed when the clips had finished D was first to speak “hey cool we were Adolf Hitler and Judas Escariot and bonnie prince Charlie in a previous life“. Loneliness looked at D hope that has satisfied your curiosity he said D looked at loneliness “I’m a freakin emotion I don’t have any curiosity curiosity is on the other side” “Why did you open the file list then” “cause you told me I couldn’t right ya dobber” “Yea but I was only trying to be helpful” “well don’t doesn’t become you”. Loneliness looked at D and said ”why is it that you want to become the dominant one?” D replied “because all David’s life he’s been led on and hurt really badly abandoned by almost everyone that he has let get close to him Becky, Jade, Haven and I WILL NOT BE ABANDONED AGAIN not for you not for anyone David is just too stupid and naïve to comprehend this”. D continued “just look at the other day Jade sending him that e-mail saying how she wants the old David back you know the person she used to take for granted as she plainly said in her e-mail she needs us and when I get control we sure as hell won’t need her” “so how do you propose to take control” asked loneliness D turned and started to press buttons on the keyboard “behold he cried the key of darkness I will use it to unleash the evil which flood this mind and turn every positive emotion negative and empower me” loneliness looked shocked “a little bit drastic don’t you think considering we don’t even know where the key is” “Drastic yes but worth all the effort cause it will work”
Loneliness sighed “if you say so”. Mean while the other emotions were in the middle of a huge battle anger had a hold of joy “im going to take your head off and wipe that silly smirk of your face ya balloon ye” said anger while trying to strangle joy meanwhile Stupidness stopped and touched his face and blinked a couple of times and shouted STOP NOBODY MOVE” everyone stopped and looked at him I’ve dropped me contacts said Stupidness everyone looked at him for a split second and then continued fighting. Gluttony was fighting humour, Humour held his hand up as if to stop him “before you kill me you may as well have this a I wont need it any more” he said holding out a chocolate bar gluttony grabbed it and scoffed the whole bar in a oner he licked his lips to ensure none had escaped he then raised his sword humour just stood there examining his nails gluttony’s stomach started to squeal and growl and gurgle he held his stomach in agony he looked down at the wrapper in his hand it read super strong laxatives eat one a day to take away that bloated feeling away. Gluttony looked at humour who was waving bye bye you beggar hissed gluttony before shooting off clutching his backside. Empathy was watching horrified at the emotion shed going on below him meanwhile depression was sneaking up on him and whacked him on the head with a branch owww said empathy that was mean depression started to cry its me depression not mean have you forgotten my name already and ran off crying over a cliff and all empathy could hear was oh bugggggggggarrrrrrr.
The battle raged on stupidity and common sense were captured and taken back to the negative fort where sadistic ness tortured them hours the other emotions had returned to camp to lick their wounds and work out the next course of action. Common sense and stupidity were sitting in the jail “come stupidity we need to escape think what did they do in the movie the great escape” stupidity replied “escaped” common sense spotted the bars on the window “look these bars are pretty loose” “yea need to get the decorators in for that “replied stupidity “no you idiot we can remove them and escape to freedom” said common sense as he pulled them out Suddenly the panel in the door opened and sadistic stuck his head through Itsssss torture time he announced oh no shrieked stupidity and in his fear let out a loud long fart common sense started to fan the smell towards sadistic ness who fainted come on he shouted and jumped out of the window they both screamed on the way down Waianae crash bang boom baa said the sheep as they landed on it . Now all we need to do is get past this enormous electric fence and then we are free. Alright then said stupidity as he jumped on to the fence “oh ah eee oh ahh god oh eee oh ahh right I’m over your turn cs “ you are a funny colour amn’t you I think ill use the gate it’s a tad easier
