Post by sirdangolot5 on Aug 11, 2007 16:32:53 GMT -5
There was a guy who liked frappe.
He walked up to a bar. He said, "Hey. Can I have a Frappe?"
But the guy said no.
So Fred the frappe-liker said "Dude gimme a frappe or I blow us all up!"
But the guy said no.
So Fred divided by zero and blew up the bar.
OH SHI
Then the ghost of Fred haunted the ghost of dividing by zero.
He said, "can I have a frappe?"
But the ghost of dividing by zero said, "Her name was Kaaaathyyyy. Y-H-T-A-K!!!"
Apparently, it was going to take some more evidence to break this frappe-lock.
He presented the coffee-tama to the ghost of dividing by zero and the frappe-lock instantly appeared- along with a nifty health bar.
"Ghost of dividing by zero," began the ghost of the frappe guy. I KNOW you have some frappe.
He failed 50 subsequent times at breaking the lock before he realized he didn't have enough evidence.
Okay, so Fred went around HFIL talking to people and he found Richard Nixon.
He said, "Yo Dick! You got any evidence for me?"
Dick said no, but the ghost of Karl Rove's career might.
"Yo GoKRC!" began Fred.
But the GoKRC was nowhere to be found.
So he walked up to Nixon and presented the Coffee-tama. His suspicions were correct!
NIXON HAD SOME COFFEE!
So Fred the Frappe-liker beat up Nixon and took all his Coffee away.
Unfortunately, it was Cappuccino.
He presented the Cappucino to Wario.
"Weh-heh-heh-heh-HEH!" Said Wario. "I LIKE-a the Cappucino!"
He traded the Capuccino with Fred in return for a Crapuccino.
Fred shot Wario and presented Wario's head to the GoDbZ(Ghost of dividing by zero.)
IT WAS THE CORRECT EVIDENCE!
So, over two colossal frappes, teh GoDbZ said,
"YHTAK was my ex-girlfriend who killed me by strangling me with a squid tentacle.
"The reason I have a ghost is because it's in the Script."
END OF CHAPTER 1
He walked up to a bar. He said, "Hey. Can I have a Frappe?"
But the guy said no.
So Fred the frappe-liker said "Dude gimme a frappe or I blow us all up!"
But the guy said no.
So Fred divided by zero and blew up the bar.
OH SHI
Then the ghost of Fred haunted the ghost of dividing by zero.
He said, "can I have a frappe?"
But the ghost of dividing by zero said, "Her name was Kaaaathyyyy. Y-H-T-A-K!!!"
Apparently, it was going to take some more evidence to break this frappe-lock.
He presented the coffee-tama to the ghost of dividing by zero and the frappe-lock instantly appeared- along with a nifty health bar.
"Ghost of dividing by zero," began the ghost of the frappe guy. I KNOW you have some frappe.
He failed 50 subsequent times at breaking the lock before he realized he didn't have enough evidence.
Okay, so Fred went around HFIL talking to people and he found Richard Nixon.
He said, "Yo Dick! You got any evidence for me?"
Dick said no, but the ghost of Karl Rove's career might.
"Yo GoKRC!" began Fred.
But the GoKRC was nowhere to be found.
So he walked up to Nixon and presented the Coffee-tama. His suspicions were correct!
NIXON HAD SOME COFFEE!
So Fred the Frappe-liker beat up Nixon and took all his Coffee away.
Unfortunately, it was Cappuccino.
He presented the Cappucino to Wario.
"Weh-heh-heh-heh-HEH!" Said Wario. "I LIKE-a the Cappucino!"
He traded the Capuccino with Fred in return for a Crapuccino.
Fred shot Wario and presented Wario's head to the GoDbZ(Ghost of dividing by zero.)
IT WAS THE CORRECT EVIDENCE!
So, over two colossal frappes, teh GoDbZ said,
"YHTAK was my ex-girlfriend who killed me by strangling me with a squid tentacle.
"The reason I have a ghost is because it's in the Script."
END OF CHAPTER 1
