Post by epicfail on Jan 13, 2008 13:23:23 GMT -5
LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMEx60000000
worst. freakin. books. I've. ever. read. ever.
yeah so kirsten and I (and joel who nobody cares about) were at the book store ryt? and I'm all "ok I have no more books. I need books nao" and so the lady is like "oh read these. they're really scary but I liked them" dude. seriously. no.
1. they're boring.
2. they sound like a fucking 4th grader wrote them.
3. it's NOT scary. it's STUPID.
4. the plot is SOO weak.
5. the author has to always like stop and explain sh*t every 3 sentences. if he used a word that was longer than like 5 letters he would explain what it meant.
6.The sentence structure was very staccato. It needed a lot of work. and if the author forgot to add some kind of descriptive detail he would put it in parentheses next to it. like this: I put on a shirt (it was purple) that fuckin pissed me off.
it just....sucked.
I only read the 1st and 3rd of the series and what I noticed with both of them however was that they would get kind of good towards the middle for like 100 pages maybe and then it would just start sucking again.
worst. freakin. books. I've. ever. read. ever.
yeah so kirsten and I (and joel who nobody cares about) were at the book store ryt? and I'm all "ok I have no more books. I need books nao" and so the lady is like "oh read these. they're really scary but I liked them" dude. seriously. no.
1. they're boring.
2. they sound like a fucking 4th grader wrote them.
3. it's NOT scary. it's STUPID.
4. the plot is SOO weak.
5. the author has to always like stop and explain sh*t every 3 sentences. if he used a word that was longer than like 5 letters he would explain what it meant.
6.The sentence structure was very staccato. It needed a lot of work. and if the author forgot to add some kind of descriptive detail he would put it in parentheses next to it. like this: I put on a shirt (it was purple) that fuckin pissed me off.
it just....sucked.
I only read the 1st and 3rd of the series and what I noticed with both of them however was that they would get kind of good towards the middle for like 100 pages maybe and then it would just start sucking again.
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