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Post by Ebo on May 22, 2010 17:43:13 GMT -5
So I just watched that movie everyone's talking about, Human Centipede.
I won't give away much, but the movie starts out with the doctor intimately staring at a picture he took of his pet dogs which he, uhhmmm, connected in a strange way. Later in the movie, we see the grave of his creation, which he titled "My sweet 3 dog." Well, if you've seen the trailer of this move, you already know exactly what he did and how things will end up for his victims. All of the other actors suck so much they kill the movie. I think the doc may be one of the best psychopaths in cinema history, so if you're into this kinda stuff I would suggest giving Human Centipede a chance.
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Post by RantzOn on May 22, 2010 18:52:47 GMT -5
I read the synopsis, It sounds terrible.
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Post by Ebo on May 23, 2010 12:28:41 GMT -5
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Post by RantzOn on May 23, 2010 15:51:41 GMT -5
Wow, Takes them 10 minutes to Get FUCKED
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Post by Jeiku on May 23, 2010 21:27:31 GMT -5
GAIZ GAIZ..THIS MOVIE IS 100% MEDICALLY ACCURATE Needless to say I lol'd when I first saw the trailer
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Post by Master Miek on May 24, 2010 0:34:21 GMT -5
WTF is all I can say....no further comment.
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Post by RantzOn on May 24, 2010 13:23:42 GMT -5
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Post by Neo Angelo on May 24, 2010 16:02:30 GMT -5
That is just plain WRONG
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Post by Ebo on May 25, 2010 15:25:10 GMT -5
A black guy reviews this movie:
If Ebola were Dr. Heiter, Ebola would make a chain of like 40 people, and then connect human #1 to human #40, making one giant human shit circle. I'd inject everyone with a powerful laxative so no one chokes and dies from stool and so no one gets constipated. They would constantly be shitting! Then I'd cut vocal cords so they would shut the fuck up (which is what Dr. Heiter suggested) and cut holes in their necks to help prevent them from drowning on diarrhea and insert feeding tubes to help keep them alive for more than a few days. The human circle would be fucking awesome. I really hope someone gets inspired by this movie and decides to do this in real life. I dunno why, but shit like this make me happy to be alive.
The only reason why Human Centipede makes no sense is because the Japanese guy kills himself at the end. He's the only Japanese man I've ever seen who didn't get a boner from having girls eat his shit.
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Post by Neo Angelo on May 25, 2010 16:24:55 GMT -5
*runs to the bathroom so as not to lose it all on computer* SICK!!!
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Post by Master Miek on May 26, 2010 21:14:09 GMT -5
I really don't think any credible M.D. would try and give this a shot.
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Post by Neo Angelo on May 27, 2010 3:33:56 GMT -5
I would hope not
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Post by Master Miek on Jun 1, 2010 1:43:37 GMT -5
It seems like the movie looks more shock value than horror ._.
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Post by Neo Angelo on Jun 2, 2010 6:37:00 GMT -5
it sounds it
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