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Post by Ragaar31 on Nov 29, 2010 13:41:53 GMT -5
As Pete's eyes adjust to the light, he notices the strange man in front of him now. The man is somewhat tall, he had a majestic mustache, and his smile literally came off his face. "Z..Zudini?" Pete asks in a very confused voice. Pete looks around to see what his friends are doing. He notices Orville grab his sword. Pete quickly reaches backwards, and tightens a grip around his axe.
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Post by Jeiku on Nov 30, 2010 14:09:02 GMT -5
"Can it be? Is he the one? The one the ancient Farkan Prophets foretold. Prophecies of the Lord of Magic and Savior of all the lands of Dumb Farks, Zudini?", Jake rambled on not knowing what he was talking about. There were no Farkan Prophets and there certainly were no prophecies. Dumb Farks wasn't even a land..it was a website. Jake pondered these things while leaning on a sheathed sword that wasn't there a moment ago.
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Post by Master Miek on Dec 1, 2010 1:11:57 GMT -5
"Jake, we're in SPARTA, not Dumb Farks. Although, you could say there is a great Farkan presence here.." Mike stood there, no longer surprised that beings once only existent on Dumb Farks were now existent in the world of sacred SPARTA, dancing around gracefully."Well, I know there is little point in questioning occurrances these days, but why are you suddenly here, Mr. Zudini?" Mike picks up a purple lightsaber that emerged from Zudini's light flash.
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Post by AllMyLifeIWait on Dec 1, 2010 1:18:52 GMT -5
As Zudini's flash reached the underoaths, their eyes promptly exploded, and imploded back together, leaving their eyes looking slightly disfigured but not detrimental to their vision. "Eyy yoooo what was that fellow VIN-CENT subject?" "I dunnooooo, maybe it was a divine indication that a new Gaotraaade product has been created...we should get that as well to fuel our Mastuuuuh!" The underoaths continued to head for the rest of the crew. VIN-CENT briefly saw the flash and soiled himself from the sudden presence of Zudini. "NDR...SOMETHING FAGGOT THIS WAY COMES." VIN-CENT whispered to himself.
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Post by Zudini on Dec 1, 2010 2:25:45 GMT -5
"I am here, simply, because I need to be here. There is a great evil in this land. SPARTA as you know it may be in grave danger." Zudini explains in a suddenly serious, yet elegant, voice. "And you." He points at Jake and gets uncomfortably close to his face, "You are more insane than I. HAAAHHAHAHAHAAahahahaa..." he continues laughing and being generally crazy.
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Post by Hades. on Dec 1, 2010 3:49:58 GMT -5
Lilly, still lying on the ground showing no signs of attempting to move and looking utterly comfortable, blinked rather confused after listening Mike's statement. They were in SPARTA AGAIN? And who was this... Vincent Oath fellow? "I guess that explains it..." she finally shifts over and stands up to her full height potential, dusting off her clothes before being blinded by the beam of light. "Oh hell..." she picks up a random shield that materialized on the ground to cut off the rest of the beam before peeping to find a man who proclaimed himself to be named Zudini. "This is definitely not how I remembered SPARTA to be... are we sure this is the real SPARTA?" She questions with slight hesitation.
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Post by Rumasai on Dec 1, 2010 12:55:37 GMT -5
Orville looks at Zudini and nods. "Well, that does it for me. I don't need any more explanation than that." He releases his grip on his sword. Just then, a familiar scent of fail starts to hang in the air. "Wait, something is coming." he says, and starts looking around.
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Post by RantzOn on Dec 1, 2010 22:57:44 GMT -5
Butch quickly trips over the grand staircase and hits the marble flooring hard, daggers and his arrows and other roguish equipment clatters about.
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Post by Ragaar31 on Dec 2, 2010 1:30:09 GMT -5
"Over there!" exclaims Pete as he points in the direction Vincent was kicked, "What are those things?"
Vincent's henchmen continue toward the group.
"Should we murder them?" Pete casually asks anyone who's listening.
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Post by AllMyLifeIWait on Dec 2, 2010 2:44:19 GMT -5
The underoaths casually walked up to the crew. "Eyyy yoooo! Hello good siirs! Would you happen to have sum GATORAAAADE?!" "We're not here to cause trouble..we just want to know a few things! Wut was that flash of light earliuuuuuh?" The underoaths, disfigured and revolting as ever, are shuffling and bouncing in place, providing a very awkward and unsettling vibe in the area.
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Post by Master Miek on Dec 2, 2010 2:47:22 GMT -5
"I don't know about these guys...they seem a little off to me...I mean the disfigured eyes and twisted faces, their high aroma of stink, their request for Gatorade...something seems to hint that they have bad, fail intentions. That may just be me, though.I shouldn't be so judgemental." Mike scratched his head, his lightsaber ready in the event of an attack.
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Post by Hades. on Dec 2, 2010 3:57:58 GMT -5
Lilly, visibly getting the "heebee jeebees" from these henchmen as she shivers and looks highly disturbed at the mere sight of their approach, takes a few step back, partially making herself invisible behind the group and her shield. "I agree... Maybe I should get a weapon just in case." She looks around, conveniently finding a sword and grabs it for future use.
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Post by Zudini on Dec 2, 2010 12:21:56 GMT -5
"They work for him! They work for the fail one!" says Zudini in a horrified voice, "You," he points his wand at Pete, "Kill them for me!" he waves his wand at Pete.
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Post by Ragaar31 on Dec 2, 2010 12:24:49 GMT -5
Pete suddenly feels like he has no control of his body. He lunges at the underoaths. He swings his axe wildly at them, "What the fuck am I doing?!"
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Post by RantzOn on Dec 2, 2010 19:28:03 GMT -5
"I love a parade!" Butch shouts, slinging a few arrows into the crowd of fail, joining in
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