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Post by Master Miek on Jan 6, 2011 19:56:16 GMT -5
Mike started to float along the trail with the rest of his cohorts, the vibrant colors causing him to defy gravity and physics. "I must say, this is better than the disgusting trail, but will we be able to concentrate on our goal with the color-tastic trail before us?" Mike puts on some star-shaped sunglasses that happened to spawn from the new flowers. "I like it."
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AllMyLifeIWait
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Post by AllMyLifeIWait on Jan 6, 2011 20:05:13 GMT -5
The underoaths eventually made their way to their VIN-CENT overlord. In a moment of absolute senility, the intact underoath could not comprehend the contents of the Gatorade bottle. "Eyyyy yooo MASTUH! We got that Gatoraaaaade!" The underoath proclaimed, handing the bottle containing his companion to VIN-CENT. "WAT DA FACK?! THIS ISN'T GATORADE YOU FAGGOT! YOU FAGGOTS HAVE FAILED ME YET AGAIN!" VIN-CENT slams the Gatorade bottle into the ground, the impact somehow causing the other underoath to reform as the bottle is destroyed. "Eyyy yooo mastuh we triiiied! We just couldn't defeat theeeeem.." The underoaths tried to explain. "STUPID FA-WAAAAT?!" VIN-CENT proclaimed after having an apparent aneurysm from the vibrant trail behind the underoaths. "YOU FAGGOTS GAVE THEM A TRAIL HERE??! ASSHOLES, ASSHOLES, ASSHOLES!" VIN-CENT raged. "WELL, I'LL HAVE TO PREPARE MY NEXT SURPRISE FOR WHEN THEY SHOW UP NEXT!" VIN-CENT said with a devious, decrepit face. "AND THIS NEEEEXT SURPRISE...IS ONE THEY COULD NOT POSSIBLY FATHOM!"
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Post by RantzOn on Jan 7, 2011 14:35:22 GMT -5
Butch walks along behind the group, hands behind his back as he blinks at the path, saying unenthusiasticly.
"Ever wonder if those idiots have some sort of unfathomable trap lay ahead of us?"
He shrugs, flipping his daggers about.
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Post by Ragaar31 on Jan 9, 2011 18:48:55 GMT -5
"Hey... Anyone remember the Fat-Off?" Pete asked, "That was pretty cool."
Leonidas chimes in "I REMEMBER!"
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Post by Rumasai on Jan 10, 2011 15:06:01 GMT -5
Orville walks along the others in his group, one hand on the hilt of his sword, and the other in his pocket. He glances over quickly at the newly spawned glasses that Mike had acquired. "I like it, too." he whispered to himself before coming back to his senses. "Wait, there was a Fat-Off?! Why was I not informed of this?" he asks, his curiosity suddenly piqued.
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Post by RantzOn on Jan 10, 2011 15:51:50 GMT -5
Butch asks with a blink. "... was the world destroyed during that?"
He also eyes the prancing arch-mage ahead of them. "Did Zudini Fix the world?"
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Post by Jeiku on Jan 12, 2011 11:03:16 GMT -5
"You mothafuckas must've been brain dead if you don't remember the Great Fat-Off of 2007! It was the greatest example of an underdog beating a champion. Pete the Littlest Fat Guy vs Emperor Nichols. It was incredible..also it caused Chris Berman to have a seizure, die, foam at the mouth and shat himself in that order if memory serves"
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Post by Master Miek on Jan 13, 2011 12:44:27 GMT -5
"I think that they were deeeeeeead during the fat-off brah. Anyway, we are getting close-oh my, what the hell?" Mike looked up to witness a group of hideous pale, round figures flying in the air. Their faces were humanoid, having long black hair, squinty eyes, upturned noses, and incredibly sinister grins. They also has humanoid arms sticking out of their round bodies, but no other limbs or torso in sight. "Eh hee hee hee!" One of the figures cackled as it seized Butch and took to the sky. "Oh crap, c'mon guys, we gotta save Butch from those things!" Mike said as he started throwing rocks at the figures.
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Post by RantzOn on Jan 13, 2011 19:21:05 GMT -5
"OH GOD THEY'RE SO FUCKING GOD AWFUL"
Butch flails, dropping equipment about as he's taken away, is longbow, arrows, a dagger, a satchel of smoke bombs, the list goes on and on.
"OH FWAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!1"
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Post by Ragaar31 on Jan 18, 2011 14:13:24 GMT -5
"Hmmm... How do I hit something in the sky with an axe?" Pete questions, "Ah fuck it." He then throws his axe at the nearest thing-a-ma-jiggy.
Leonidas jumps into the air flying straight up past the monsters. He goes out of view in the sky. It doesn't seem he'll come down for a while...
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Post by Master Miek on Feb 9, 2011 21:44:05 GMT -5
((WAT...I was told there were new posts...where they be? Oh well))
The specific thing-a-ma-jig Pete hits explodes somehow from the impact of the ax despite not being even remotely flammable.
"I think we should hit the one holding Butch guys!" Mike said as he exploded the creature with a rock, causing it to drop Butch onto a giant dinosaur-like version of the creatures. "How did we not see that? Oh well, I guess a long time of inattentiveness will do that." The dinosaur wacko creature began to prance around in random directions.
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Post by Jeiku on Feb 9, 2011 22:52:19 GMT -5
((Proboards shat itself and went back in time and deleted posts))
Jake distinctly remembers floating up in the air and zooming forward to kick the creature that had Butch, "D-did we just go back in time? Oh well.." he shrugs it off as just another side effect of this crazy world.
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Post by RantzOn on Feb 12, 2011 16:17:44 GMT -5
FFFF- Wait..."
Butch Whirls his daggers about and climbs up towards the prancing dino-fuck to try and backstab the beast.
"I have Knives! Good idea!"
His daggers drive into the skin of the beast, at the very least he has handlebars now so he doesn't fly the hell off.
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Post by Ragaar31 on Feb 12, 2011 18:48:51 GMT -5
Leonidas suddenly comes flying down from the sky towards the dino-ma-jigger. His head is pointed down and he is pretty much a human bullet at this point...
"This may or may not end well." states Pete as he watches.
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Post by Jeiku on Feb 12, 2011 23:05:18 GMT -5
"HIT THE DECK" Jake yelled as he dove behind a convenient boulder.
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