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Post by Ragaar31 on Dec 15, 2010 18:06:50 GMT -5
"Well that was odd..." Pete said casually.
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Post by Zudini on Dec 15, 2010 18:11:15 GMT -5
"HAHA!" Zudini laughed somewhat maniacally, "Good job everyone. I knew you had it in you." He took off his hat and did a little bow. You could see a spider crawl out from under his hat, down his neck, and onto his shoulder. The spider was also wearing a top hat and he had a monocle. "Let me introduce my very best companion... The Gentleman Spider"
"Helloooooooo." said the spider.
Zudini then started doing back flips for no reason.
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Post by Jeiku on Dec 16, 2010 8:30:31 GMT -5
"With all due respect Mr. Zudini this aint over yet. THAT UNDEROATH IS MAKING A BREAK FOR IT!" Jake pointed at the thing trying to make an easy escape back to wherever it came from. "Wait that's it!" Jake said well aware of what was just typed in an action known as breaking the fourth wall. "We'll track the underoath to where he came from and thus find VINCENT OATH because where the FUCK is that guy? And if he refuses maybe he'll take us there if we...persuade him" He emphasized this last part with a flex of his bicep.
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Post by Hades. on Dec 16, 2010 15:00:29 GMT -5
Lilly, who had seemed too in shock to even partake in the battle against the underoath's, finally snapped out of it, clutching her shield and sword way more tightly than she expected to. "I'm in." She chimed in regarding Jake's last statement.
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Post by Ragaar31 on Dec 18, 2010 0:06:13 GMT -5
"I don't know guys... It could be dangerous." Pete said sarcastically as he plucks his axe from the ground. "Dangerous... For them." he didn't know why he used a corny one-liner.
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Post by AllMyLifeIWait on Dec 20, 2010 19:59:43 GMT -5
The underoath continued to make a break for it with the other underoath's remains in the gatorade bottle, completely unaware of the plan devised by the others. "Eyyy yooo! Gotta report back to mastuuuuh!" The underoath left a trail of wilted flowers and fecal matter.
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Post by Rumasai on Dec 27, 2010 14:19:10 GMT -5
Orville sighs as he watches the underoath run off. "Hahahaah... You got what was coming to ya!" he yells after the underoath, and assumes an exceptionally smug look on his face. He then steps up to the wilted flowers and takes a quick sniff of the air. "Gross!" he grunts as his head swings wildly. He then doubles back to the group. "So guys, there's a trail of shit heading in that direction. What do we do?" he asks for suggestions.
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Post by RantzOn on Dec 27, 2010 19:47:28 GMT -5
Butch pushes past Orville, strapping his knives on his belt and streightening out, he says simply. "What else? I've got nothing better to do today, and I didn't intend to rob anyone afterall. Lets go after them!"
Butch is wisely tossing his firearrows away as he says this.
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Post by Ragaar31 on Dec 31, 2010 19:12:43 GMT -5
"I'm not sure I'm too keen on the idea of following a trail of fecal matter." Pete said hesitantly, "But hey, what-a-ya gonna do?" Pete strapped his ax on his back. "I suppose I'm ready whenever you guys are."
Leonidas vomited everywhere at the sight of the fecal trail. "FUCK THAT'S GROSS!"
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Post by Master Miek on Jan 2, 2011 2:24:34 GMT -5
"Well, following the trail, unpleasing as it is, would be our best option. Who's going to lead us through the trail..whoa dude!" Mike says as he touches his finger to the tip of his nose.
Leonidas smashed his fist against his Spartan nose, causing minimal damage to his face. "NOT ME!"
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Post by Rumasai on Jan 2, 2011 2:27:26 GMT -5
"Whoa dude!" Orville chimed in as he raced his finger to his nose.
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Post by Jeiku on Jan 2, 2011 11:54:18 GMT -5
"Fuck even in an RP we do this shit?" Jake scoffed as he put his finger to his nose, "Whoooa duuude" he said unenthusiastically
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Post by Ragaar31 on Jan 2, 2011 21:05:17 GMT -5
"You guys are fucking stupid." Pete did nothing as he watched them do weird nose things.
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Post by Zudini on Jan 2, 2011 21:10:02 GMT -5
"I will lead you through!" Zudini said cheerfully. He then waved his magic wand in the direction of the shit trail. The flowers grew back to life as the shit disappeared, but they grew back in ultra-violet crazy colors. "Follow me!" Zudini than started strutting down the path of neon colored flowers. He walked in the way a cartoon character from the 50's would walk, very over-animated.
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Post by RantzOn on Jan 3, 2011 13:40:16 GMT -5
Butch stares at the prancing Zudini.
"... OH Thank god I thought I was fucked."
And follows the seizure-tastic trail of magnificence that the all mighty Zudini has created.
"... wonder if he'll do that to my arrows."
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