AllMyLifeIWait
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Post by AllMyLifeIWait on Dec 8, 2010 15:04:15 GMT -5
The underoaths' eyes glowed a shade of whitish brown as they hovered in the air, their bodies convulsing and shrieks, deep at first then very high, emitted from their bodies. "Eyy yoooo...all we wanted was that gatoraaade, but now you leave us no choice. Eyyyy yoooo FIGHT!" The underoaths continued to hover and shot waves up fail, the exact substance of the waves beyond all comprehension (besides the abundance of grease in them). The other underoath was cut lightly in his chest from Orville's slice, spilling more fail blood onto the field and providing another hazard for the crew.
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Post by Jeiku on Dec 9, 2010 10:59:23 GMT -5
"What the fuck?! Aw sick man.." Jake said as he stopped his rush to narrowly dodge the oncoming wave of fail and grease only to step in a puddle of fail blood, it's toxic stench penetrating the air befouling everything. "Ugh.." He swiped his now smoking shoe with a look of disgust. "Guys to point out the obvious I think we're gonna want to avoid making any sort of contact with their blood. This shit's fucked up"
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RantzOn
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Post by RantzOn on Dec 9, 2010 18:26:25 GMT -5
Butch coughs, pulling up a cowl to cover up his nose and mouth as the strench crept forward, with the accuracy of a hawk, he knocks an arrow, aims and fires at one of the Underoaths.
"I got some fucking Gatorade for you!"
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Post by Ragaar31 on Dec 9, 2010 22:10:53 GMT -5
Pete throws his ax at the ground, making it stick in blade first, "Enough of this!" He jump towards one of the underoaths and begins to bear hug with all his might, "Oh god... They feel disgusting. I don't recommend doing this." he says as he begins to squeeze even harder, "Die you fucker!"
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Post by Jeiku on Dec 10, 2010 9:21:01 GMT -5
"Pete nooooo! I just got through saying their blood is toxic you fooooool" Jake yells with much drama. "There's gotta be a way to beat them..." He says now to himself and putting his mind to work he devised a plan mumbling to himself like some kind of autistic rock. "They seem to be overall coated with and have blood made from a disgusting greasy oily substance so perhaps they are flammable. If a large enough amount of heat is applied then they should easily burn themselves out purging the land of their stinking fail..." Jake nodded to himself approvingly. "I think I've got it...BUUUUUTCH!" He cried out to his roguish compadre, "LOB FLAMING ARROWS AT THE UNDEROATHS! KILL THEM WITH FIIIIIIIRE"
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Post by Ragaar31 on Dec 10, 2010 11:23:20 GMT -5
"Can't stop now!" Pete says as he continues to violently crush the underoath. As he squeezes grease pours out as if the underoath were a sponge. "Fuck! That is the worst thing I have ever smelled! Why am I doing this!?"
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RantzOn
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Post by RantzOn on Dec 10, 2010 17:35:48 GMT -5
Butch makes a gleeful noise as he gets out a few tar-covered arrows. "I've been waiting SO LONG!"
The arrows are ignited easily and lobbed at the ones that arn't being squeezed int he arms the Berzerker, Pete.
"Fail In HELL, FAIL-Fags!"
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Post by Master Miek on Dec 11, 2010 0:57:48 GMT -5
Mike uses some sophisticated technique to set Butch's fire arrows on double fire, thus making them more on fire. "Yeah, redundancy! Let's see if they enjoy that!" Mike is suddenly more excited now that a strategy was devised.
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AllMyLifeIWait
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Post by AllMyLifeIWait on Dec 11, 2010 1:06:41 GMT -5
The underoath being ruthlessly bear hugged by Pete, as a result of the grease, flung out of Pete's arms into the air, and then abruptly slammed into the ground. "Eyy yooo...I ain't done yet!" The underoath said as he floated towards Pete, ready to impose more fail tactics upon him. The other underoath was hit by a few arrows and abruptly set on fire. But it wasn't just any fire....it was greasefire. As a result of the greasefire, the underoath became more deadly, as he now used this new danger to charge at Orville, who appeared vulnerable.
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Post by Rumasai on Dec 11, 2010 2:23:38 GMT -5
Damn! What the hell do I do to this fiery... being, that's charging me?! I gotta stop him, but how am I gonna do that? Orville thought as the underoath drew closer to him. "I KNOW! I GOTTA BELIEVE!" Orville shouted. He took an offensive stance, and charged the underoath.
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RantzOn
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Post by RantzOn on Dec 11, 2010 18:53:58 GMT -5
"FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!"
Butch shouted, scratching at his head furiously.
"That plan was perfect! How can they not be vulnerable to fire? Being so goddamn repulsive!"
He glances up to see Orville charge, and promptly draws a few barbed arrows to give him back up against the Flaming-failed inferno.
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Post by Jeiku on Dec 12, 2010 9:32:29 GMT -5
"Dahhh...fucking...fuckfuck I thought that plan would work" Jake sighed with disappointment. "Oh well...GOTTA KEEP GOING" He picked his sword up and charged at the underoath, using his sword like a baseball bat he swung at the creature with all his might.
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Post by Ragaar31 on Dec 12, 2010 23:07:01 GMT -5
"Seriously?" Pete says in a strange high-pitched voice, "I thought that would work..." He looks down to see that he is covered in grease. "God damn it."
Leonidas steps into frame suddenly. "FARKANS! WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON!?" He then kicks the grease off of Pete somehow sending it flying for what seems like miles.
"Wow thanks Leonidas!" Pete says gleefully while D-facing.
"FUCK YOU KID!"
Leonidas is a jerk sometimes...
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Post by Master Miek on Dec 13, 2010 22:57:09 GMT -5
"Well guys, we need to think of something else." Mike says as he stops doubleflaming the arrows. "Hm, we could use water on it, but then we'd just be at the beginning again when it is put out...ah hell, throw stuff at it!" Mike begins to throw empty soda cans at the foul flaming underoath monster.
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AllMyLifeIWait
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Post by AllMyLifeIWait on Dec 13, 2010 23:04:22 GMT -5
"Eyy yoooo that all you got big guy?" the not on fire underoath asked as he floats around Pete."
The flaming underoath was impervious to all attacks, continuing to send flaming waves through the ground. Then, suddenly, the flaming underoath's fail, grease, and fire no longer combined well due to some fail science that anyone too full of win would not know, and the underoath collapsed into a puddle of grease.
"Eyy yooo partnuuuuh! Don't worry buddy! I'll save yoooou!" The intact underoath said as he rushed to the underoath puddle, took out an empty Gatorade bottle, and filled it up with the underoath;s remnants. "You haven't heard the last of us, bustaaahs! We'll be back to destroy you and retrieve that Gatoraaaaade!" The underoath briefly stared at Zudini, then began to make a break for it.
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